To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
I want to time travel back to 2007 and punch myself in the face
so during circle time in my classroom we talk about famous people, like presidents and scientists and artists, right?
and we add a new person every few weeks, so we just added obama to the mix of pictures and my preschoolers sat down for circle time and were abnormally…
this is the worst fuck up in the history of fuck ups and my aunt drove her van into a house because a leaf hit her windshield
during hannibal lecter’s trial they play an extremely long tape of all the godawful cannibal puns he’s ever made and let him prove his guilt by being the only one in the room who giggles.
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
I COULD SLAY 10,000 WARRIORS FOR THE ROMAN EMPIRE IN THOSE SHOES
I WOULD SLAY 10,000 WARRIORS FOR THE ROMAN EMPIRE FOR THOSE SHOES
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious